AT LEAST WE DIDN'T PHOTOSHOP RICHARD BRANSON INTO THIS

During a recent team meeting, Virgin Music co-chiefs Nat Pastor and JT Myers, President Jacqueline Saturn and colleagues enact an ancient ritual whereby music-industry professionals pause in their work to feign disgust at a copy of our print publication (in this case our 37th Anniversary Special, a box of which was mistakenly delivered to Virgin rather than the recycling bin). Said response is to be distinguished from the genuine disgust we provoke every day.

Photo: Bree Kristel Clarke