How’s this for a concept? A reality-show competition pitting stars like Beyoncé, Taylor and Drake against captains of industry—Jon Platt, Steve Cooper and Emma Banks, for example. We wanted to call the series Celebrities vs. Suits, but executives no longer dress like civilized adults—instead, their sartorial role model appears to be Chris Blackwell. Sad.
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/20a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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