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WFH SELFIES: WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, YOU WILL UP
MY SPINS

In the latest installment of our ongoing pandemic pictorial, Warner Records' promo chief Mike Chester (who has another Dua Lipa Pop giant with "Break My Heart") demonstrates that even when his mouth is covered, he can still persuade with a single commanding stare. We don't know what his lips are saying, but his eyes say, "Hey Buddy."

Mesmerized though we are, we still notice that Mike's mask is Warner-branded merch.

Got a pic of yourself toiling away at the home office in your jammies, or picking up provisions in your company-appropriate face covering? Send it to us at [email protected]. You won't regret it. Aw, who are we kidding? Of course you'll regret it. But send it anyway.

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