RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
WORK SELFIES: SMILING AND DIALING
We used to hate selfies, what with bajillions of nincompoops strenuously documenting every taco of their fabricated "best lives." But now that we're all under this enforced separation, we're kinda digging them—especially working-at-home selfies. Milk & Honey boss Lucas Keller sent us this shot, as he pauses his marathon of calls and emails to pose with a stogie. Lighting that cheroot isn't recommended, for pulmonary-health reasons, but we admire Lucas' Churchillian bearing.
Do you have an image to share from your home office/kitchen table/supply closet? We'd love to add it to our budding gallery.
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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JAMES KING: THE HITS INTERVIEW (PART ONE)rumor mail
