GRAMMY'S TOP NOMS
BY THE NUMBERS (PART 1)

Let's take a look at how the nominees for Record and Song of the Year have fared in the marketplace, in terms of total activity. These U.S. song equivalents are analogous to old-school singles sales. In case you're wondering how we tabulate these release-to-date totals, it's a pretty straightforward formula involving a chimp, an abacus, a system of weights and pulleys and a thimble of ayahuasca.

Stay tuned for more Grammy noms by the numbers, as soon as the chimp sleeps it off.

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VRRMMMM (5/17a)
NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS
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OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/17a)
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Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
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