TO ROBOLDLY GO WHERE SOME HAVE GONE BEFORE

During his recent West Coast visit, Sony Music Nashville's Ken Robold walked through the wrong door and found himself in the Hollywood HQ of HITS, where he made a valiant attempt to stay awake during a colloquy with Editor in Chief Lenny Beer and President Todd Hensley. Lenny, after taking 45 minutes to enumerate what kinds of fruit he can and cannot eat, noted that he'd been watching the Ken Burns Country Music documentary and asked to be introduced to Jimmie Rodgers.

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Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
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