A SWIFTIAN HITS LIST

We’re not talking Lilliput or Brobdingnag, but nonetheless a gigantic figure looms over this week’s gathering of music-biz conversation-starters—that would, of course, be the reemerging Taylor and her first-person exclamatory new single. Then there’s her Republic liaison Jim Roppo, or, as Taylor addresses him, “HEY YOU!” Tay shares that piece of punctuation with P!NK, another returning superstar—as is Eminem, who’s making an undeniably Logical move.

And let’s give it up for the newly formed supergroup power trio of Gee Roberson, Adam Leber and Lil Nas X(Blind Faith has nothing to do with this), not to mention BFFS Brenda and Billie.

HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER
VRRMMMM (5/17a)
NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS
Celebrity death match underway on album chart (5/17a)
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/17a)
THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS
Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/17a)
STAPLETON, WILSON BIG WINNERS AT THE ACMs
A genre mash-up at the home of the Cowboys (5/17a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
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