HIGH HOLIDAY

It’s 4/20. And even though we have to “work”—by which we mean show up at our desk and clack conspicuously at our keyboards until the bosses shuffle by—we are eager to celebrate the most sacred date on the calendar.

We’ve got some ridiculously dank bud (the kids call it “flower” now) stuffed into the bong (the kids call it “that weird old man waterpipe thing” now). We’ve also got some girthy joints (marijuana cigarettes), a dropper of cannabis tincture, some sublingual strips that taste like garbage but add a floaty dimension to our buzz, and an array of infused chocolates that should blast us into the stratosphere. But what to listen to?

Well, the playlists have started pouring in; check out these two on Spotify. And you know what? Yeahhhhhh.

HITS LIST SLIDES
INTO SUMMER
Fire up the grill. (5/24a)
TORTURED POETS IN PARIS: TAY STRUMS THE BASTILLE WITH NEW ACOUSTIC SET
Another week, another iteration (5/24a)
SONG REVENUE: TRIAD
They're in the money. (5/24a)
DOJ FILES ANTITRUST LAWSUIT AGAINST LIVE NATION
A game of Monopoly on Capitol Hill (5/24a)
NEAR TRUTHS:
HOWDY, PARTNER
Redrawing the Mason-Dixon Line (5/24a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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