LOST IN TRANSLATION

"So how do you happen to find yourself here?" asks our own Samantha Hissong of Sony Music Sweden’s Mark Dennis during his visit to HITS HQ. "I drew the short straw," replied Dennis, shortly before Editor in Chief Lenny Beer ordered the Swiss flag to be flown proudly. By an astonishing coincidence, the instructions for assembling The MGMT Company's Tom Maffei are only available in Swedish. Seen before rolling up a blunt in a nearby stock certificate are (l-r) Maffei, Dennis, Hissong and Beer.

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