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Friday, February 17, 2017

YACHTY AND NICE

Quality Control/Motown/Capitol artist Lil Yachty receives a plaque commemorating 1 million combined sales of single "One Night" and 750m streams for his two mixtapes, conferred during a Grammy weekend showcase at Michael Flynn's hidden bunker. Seen preparing to condemn fake news sites like ours are (l-r) Capitol Music Group Chairman/CEO Steve Barnett, prexy Ashley Newton, Quality Control Music COO Kevin "Coach K" Lee, QCM CEO Pierre "Pee" Thomas, Motown prez Ethiopia Habtemariam, CMG COO Michelle Jubelirer, and Motown SVP of A&R Ezekiel Lewis.

 
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