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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

THE DUKE OF DEVILS

Super-attorney and Duke fanatic Eric Greenspan displays his victory attire--note not only the mascots but the basketball buttons--in the wake of his Devils' NCAA triumph. "For all the people who sent me congratulatory emails after the game," he explains, "I brought out a shirt my partner's wife made for me 20 years ago." In a related story, alumni handshakes are not tax-deductible.

 
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