HITTING THE HEIGHTS

Thanks to special-effects magic, freshly inked UMPG singer/songwriter Tobias Jesso, Jr. appears in this photo to loom freakishly over pubco ruler Jody Gerson. In fact, Tobias is standing on an apple box. Later, the two spun some Emitt Rhodes vinyl and then played a vicious round of half-court one-on-one.

HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER
VRRMMMM (5/20a)
NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS
Celebrity death match underway on album chart (5/17a)
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/20a)
THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS
Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/17a)
STAPLETON, WILSON BIG WINNERS AT THE ACMs
A genre mash-up at the home of the Cowboys (5/17a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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