Brian Posehn's More Metal Than You

METAL MAYHEM: The great Brian Posehn, one-half of the "gay" couple next store on The Sarah Silverman Program with Steve Agee, is an out-of-the-closet heavy metal fan who has just released his first album on Relapse Records, Fart and Wiener Jokes. The initial video, “More Metal Than You,” is a hilarious animated clip featuring members of Anthrax, Armored Saint, Exodus, Death Angel, the Donnas, Dethklok and Lamb of God, in which Posehn reveals he once gave a hand job to Rob Halford and claims that Gene Simmons was his mohel (then proceeds to show him popping the foreskin into his mouth). (5/6p)

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