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Monday, June 3, 2013

Greenspan golf

TALES FROM THE GREEN(SPAN): Mega-attorney Eric Greenspan has taken time out of his very busy schedule to report that he hit his fourth hole in one this weekend at Brentwood. "Four iron, 175 yards," he testifies. "Two groups saw it, so plenty of witnesses." Rumors that Greenspan got those witnesses to sign a Nonstop Disclosure Agreement (requiring them to talk about it to everyone, forever) couldn't be confirmed. Other questions remain. For example, did he have his Gpen with him for the shot? (6/3p)

 
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